If you had a sword in real life, what would you name it?

The other day, Chris was in a full piece rubber body suit that had a zipper and I kept trying to unzip it, and he kept yelling at me.

I love this song so much, it’s just been such a great rock for me. It gives me strength, it gives me joy and I really hope that you guys love it. So this is “Cannonball” by me, Lea Michele. Hope you guys liked it, I love it so I hope you do too.

@msleamichele Lunch time with these boys! #DaLeaStreet is at it again! @CafeGratitudeLA love watching boys eat vegan food lol
Anonymous asked: What do you mean she would never go near all that? Have I missed something? Are you talking about Lea?

just a stupid blind item from a website that likes to lie. if you haven’t read it then you don’t want to. if you have then i hope you enjoyed the lulz because helllll to the no.

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hughsdancys:

red wedding: NOOOO

purple wedding: YOOOOO

"They had me rigged on this thing where I’m holding onto handles on his shoulder with my legs wrapped around his neck. He’s kinda trying to throw me off and I’m on top of him and it was so many hours of me, riding him like a mechanical bull.” 

"And we’re looking over at the producers and we’re like, ‘are you happy now? Do we have enough footage?’ and they’re like, ‘looks great on camera!" - (x)

rick-sanchez:

IF YOU DON’T LIKE GREEK MYTHOLOGY THEN YOU’RE WRONG LIKE THERE IS LITERALLY A STORY WHERE DIONYSUS GETS HIS PENIS PUDDING ON ATHENA’S THIGH AND SHE SLAPS IT OFF AND IT FALLS OFF OLYMPUS AND BECOMES THIS GUY NAMED ERECTHEUS AND THIS GUY IS LITERALLY SLAPPED OFF MAN CHOWDER FROM ATHENA’S UPPER LEG HOW GREAT IS THAT

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